
David Sheppard
Position: Instructor, Child Development
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school Age cognitive-- Notes
The School Years: Cognitive Development
A
Prime Time for Learning
- Children in the school years are inquisitive and eager to learn new skills.
Piaget’s
Third Stage
- Concrete operational thought is the ability to reason logically about direct experiences and perceptions.
- Children in this stage become more systematic, objective, and scientific thinkers–but only about tangible, visible things.
Logical
Principles
- Classification: organization into groups according to common property
Example: Show 5 collies and 2 poodles. Ask, “Are there more collies or dogs?”
- Kids in middle childhood know that collies are a subcategory of “dogs.”
Essence
and Change
- Identity: certain characteristics of an object remain the same even if other characteristics change
- Examples: frozen water is still water; a butterfly was once a caterpillar; liquid in smaller glass is the same liquid
Essence and Change (cont.)
- Reversibility: reversing the process by which something was changed brings the original conditions
- Example: if 5 + 9 = 14, then
14 – 9 must equal 5! Also, imagine pouring H2O back in conservation task.
Essence and Change (cont.)
- Reciprocity is the principle that things may change in opposite ways, and thus balance each other out.
- Example: A child states that the decreased height in the shorter is balanced out by its increased width.
Practical Applications
- The logical principles of concrete operational thought make learning easier and more fun.
- Example: Children enjoy classifying cities, states, nations, etc., or knowing that a tadpole turns into a frog (identity).
Logic and Culture
- Lev Vygotsky believed that culture shapes cognition more than Piaget believed.
Logic and Culture: An Example
- Brazilian street children calculate complex computations not learned in school (see text p. 361)
Moral
Development
- Develops along with cognitive advances
- Is shaped by culture and social influences
- Middlechildhood is a key time for learning moral lessons
- Kohlberg presented moral dilemmas and scored responses as:
- Preconventional:rewards and punishment
- Conventional: emphasis on social rules
- Postconventional:moral principles “beyond” societal standards
Kohlberg’s Stages of Moral Development
Evaluating Kohlberg’s Theory
- Moral reasoning does seem to advance with advances in cognitive development.
- Most children are preconventional before age 8, and conventional by age 9 years.
Criticisms of Kohlberg
- He may have underestimated the potential of school-age children.
- His research was done on Western males.
- It may be better to address practical issues such as feeding the poor (vs. hypothetical dilemmas).
Morality and Gender
- Carol Gilligan believed that females are more likely to develop a morality of care, in which nurturance and compassion are more important than a morality of justice, which emphasizes absolute judgments of right and wrong.
B
Was Gilligan right?
- Research has found NO clear gender distinction
regarding morality of care or justice (boys
and girls are
equally likely
to use each).
Information Processing
- Analyzes how the mind analyzes, stores, and retrieves information.
- Cognition becomes more efficient in middle childhood.
RUBBERBALL PRODUCTIONS
- Sensory register: registers incoming stimuli for a split second
- Working memory (short term): where current, conscious mental activity occurs
- Long-term memory = stores information for minutes, hours, days, months, years
- Unlimited capacity (!)
The Three “Parts” of Memory
Speed of Processing
- Speed of processing increases during middle childhood.
- This allows a child to process more thoughts quickly, retain more thoughts in memory, and simultaneously process two different thoughts.
Automatization
- Certain skills become automatic during middle childhood (e.g., reading, writing).
- This increases intellectual capacity and speed of processing.
Make it Real: Learning a Subject
- Do you find it easier to learn new material in your major field of interest than in a brand new subject?
- Why do think that is?
Knowledge Base
- Knowledge base: a body of knowledge in an area that makes it easier to master new learning
- Interest, motivation, and practice determine the size of the knowledge base.
- Example: child chess experts, Pokémon experts
Knowledge of Pokémon and Wildlife
Control Processes
- Control processes regulate the analysis of information within the information processing system, and increase during middle childhood.
- Examples: selective attention, retrieval strategies, metacognition
- Selective attention: the ability to screen out irrelevant distractions and concentrate on a task
- Metacognition: the ability to evaluate a task and determine how to accomplish it
Improvements in Control Processes
Language: New Vocabulary
- School-age kids learn up to 20 new words a day.
- They understand metaphors and various uses of words.
- Examples: egg, “walking on eggshells,” “last one is a rotten egg,” egg salad, etc.
Two “Codes” of Language
- Formal Code: used in school and other “formal” situations
- Extensive vocabulary
Complex syntax
Lengthy sentences
- Informal code: language used with friends
Fewer words, simpler syntax
Gestures
and intonation
convey meaning
Two “Codes” of Language (cont.)
Code Switching: A Life Saver
- Kids in middle childhood learn that certain words and phrases are okay with friends (informal code), but NOT with teachers, pastors, or other adults.
Failure to learn this could result in punishment for calling the teacher “dude”!
Socioeconomics and Language
- Lower-income children tend to have smaller vocabularies, simpler grammar, and more difficulty in reading.
Two key explanations for this:
Exposure to language
- Parental expectations towards education
A Hopeful Study
- A study of low-income children demonstrated that exposure to language was a key predictor of language development.
Real world application: TALK with kids!
Tones
and Tricks
- By 10 years of age, children learn to understand the nuances of language (tone, sarcasm, puns).
Example: 10 year olds recognized that saying “I lost my stickers” in a happy voice is strange.
Make it Real: Education
- If you could design the ideal educational environment, what would it look like? Be specific. Think about class size, curriculum, sports, scheduling, etc.
Teaching
and Learning
- The curriculum for school-age children varies. Some possibilities include: reading, writing, math, arts, physical education, oral expression, religion.
Funding for education also varies greatly.
The
Hidden Curriculum
- The hidden curriculum is the unofficial, unstated rules that influence learning.
- Examples: discipline strategies, teacher salaries, class size, testing, schedules, emphasis on sports, segregation by ethnicity, physical condition of the school
International
Tests
- International comparisons of achievement have found that the United States is not among the top scoring developed nations.
Education in Japan
- Harold Stevenson (U of M) documented key aspects that help Japanese students:
- Strong parental involvement
- Teachers paid well, given time to prepare
- Longer school days
- Effort is highly valued
Education in Japan
- Unfortunately, the strong emphasis on education has caused a phobia of school for too many Japanese children.
- The government is now working towards a more “relaxed education.”
Make it Real: The No Child Left Behind Act
- This Act requires yearly testing and a certain level of achievement in order for schools to receive federal funding.
- Were you affected by this Act? Do you think it is a good idea? Why or why not?
The No Child Left Behind Act
- The Act is controversial. Some questions include:
- What about the arts and physical education?
- Does it punish schools that need funding the most?
- Should graduation (or not) depend on a test?
- What about special needs students?
The Reading Wars
- Phonics approach: teaching reading by first teaching the sounds of each letter
- Whole-language: teaching reading by early use of all language skills–talking, listening, reading, and writing
- BOTH approaches are valuable
Quiz: Which approach is this?
The Math Wars
- Math is an often feared subject, but one of utmost importance.
- New curriculum discourages rote learning, emphasizing problem solving, and understanding of concepts.
- The focus is on the thought process, not just the final answer.
Class Size
- Research on the relationship between class size and academic achievement has yielded mixed results.
- Confoundingfactors include the types of students in the study, the qualifications of teachers, and suitable classrooms.
Bilingual Education
- About 4 million U.S. children are English-language learners (ELL).
JOHN O’BRIAN / CANADA IN STOCK, INC.
Bilingual
Education (cont.)
- Middle childhood is an ideal time to teach a second language.
- However, there is considerable debate about when and how to teach a second language.
Types of 2nd Language Programs
- Total immersion: all instruction in second language
- Reverse immersion: instruction of basic subjects in first language, then second language is taught
- Bilingual education: instruction in both languages
Berger:The Developing Person Through Childhood and Adolescence, 7th Edition, Chapter 12
Types of 2nd Language Programs (cont.)
- Heritage language classes: after school classes to connect with native culture
- English as a second language (ESL): exclusive English for a few months, in preparation for “regular” classes
Berger:The Developing Person Through Childhood and Adolescence, 7th Edition, Chapter 12
Which type is best?
- Research in Canada found the total immersion approach to be very successful.
- However, there is no one right answer. The goal is to help immigrant children preserve their culture, while learning the new language.
Adolescence-Cognitive
Cognitive Development
Adolescent Thinking
Adolescent egocentrism
An aspect of adolescent thinking that leads young people (ages 10 to 14) to focus on themselves to the exclusion of others.
Adolescent Thinking
• Personal fable
– An adolescent’s belief that his or her thoughts, feelings, or experiences are unique, more wonderful or awful than anyone else’s.
• Invincibility fable
– An adolescent’s egocentric conviction that he or she cannot be overcome or even harmed by anything that might defeat a normal mortal, such as unprotected sex, drug abuse, or high-speed driving.
Adolescent Thinking
Imaginary audience
The other people who, in an adolescent’s egocentric belief, are watching and taking note of his or her appearance, ideas, and behavior.
This belief makes many teenagers self-conscious
Adolescent Thinking
Formal operational thought
Piaget’s fourth and final stage of cognitive development, characterized by more systematic logic and the ability to think about abstract ideas.
Hypothetical thought
Reasoning that includes propositions and possibilities that may not reflect reality. Reasoning about if-then propositions.
Adolescent Thinking
Deductive reasoning (top-down reasoning)
Reasoning from a general statement, premise, or principle, through logical steps, to figure out (deduce) specifics.
Inductive reasoning (bottom-up reasoning)
Reasoning from one or more specific experiences or facts to a general conclusion; may be less cognitively advanced than deduction.
Hypothetical-Deductive Reasoning
Intuitive, Emotional Thought
• Adolescents find it much easier and quicker to forget about logic and follow their impulses.
• Dual-process model
– The notion that two networks exist within the human brain, one for emotional and one for analytical processing of stimuli.
Intuitive, Emotional Thought
Intuitive thought
Arises from an emotion or a hunch, beyond rational explanation, and is influenced by past experiences and cultural assumptions.
Analytic thought
Results from analysis, such as a systematic ranking of pros and cons, risks and consequences, possibilities and facts. Depends on logic and rationality.
Common Fallacies
Sunk cost fallacy
Mistaken belief that when a person has spent money, time or effort that cannot be recovered, they should continue to try to achieve the goal so that effort was not wasted.
i.e. staying in a class that you are failing
Common Fallacies
Base rate neglect
A common fallacy in which a person ignores the overall frequency of a behavior or characteristic in making a decision.
i.e. not wearing a bike helmet, despite statistics, until a friend is brain-damaged in a biking accident
Thinking About Religion
Most adolescents (71%) felt close to God
Most (78 %) were the same religion as their parents
Some adolescents (2%) are agnostic
Others (16%) are not religious
Adolescent religious beliefs tend to be egocentric, faith being a personal tool
Teaching and Learning
Secondary education
The period after primary education (elementary or grade school) and before tertiary education (college). It usually occurs from about age 12 to 18, although there is some variations by school and by nation.
Middle school
A school for children in the grades between elementary and high school, usually grades 6-8.
Teaching and Learning
Technology and Cognition
• The digital divide is the gap between students who have access to computers and those who do not. In the United States and most developed nations, this gap has now been bridged due to computers in schools.
• The Internet and other forms of electronic technology can accelerate learning, but what they have to teach may not always be beneficial.
The Dangers of Technology
• Adolescent cognitive growth benefits from shared experiences and opinions.
• Often communication via the Internet bolsters fragile self-esteem.
• Adolescents sometimes share personal information online without thinking about the possible consequences.
• Sexual abuse and addiction of technology can occur
The Dangers of Technology
Cyberbullying
• occurs via Internet insults and rumors, texting, anonymous phone calls, and video embarrassment.
• Some fear that the anonymity provided by electronic technology brings out the worst in people.
• One expert on bullying believes that cyberbullying is similar to other forms, new in mode but not in intent or degree of harm.
The Dangers of Technology
Some teens use the Internet to pursue a secret action, such as extreme dieting, abusive prejudice or self-mutilation.
Cutting
An addictive form of self-mutilation that is most common among adolescent girls and that correlates with depression and drug abuse.
The Transition to a New School
Entering a New School
• The transition from one school to another often impairs a young person’s ability to function and learn.
• Changing schools just when the growth spurt is occurring and sexual characteristics are developing is bound to create stress.
Teaching and Learning
High School
• In theory and sometimes in practice, high schools promote students’ analytic ability.
• In the United States, an increasing number of high school students are enrolled in classes that are more rigorous and require them to pass externally scored exams.
• Another manifestation of the trend toward more rigorous education is the greater number of requirements that all students must fulfill in order to receive an academic diploma.
Teaching and Learning
High-stakes test
• An evaluation that is critical in determining success or failure.
• A single test that determines whether a student will graduate or be promoted
• In 2009, 26 U.S. states required students to pass a high-stakes test in order to graduate.
Teaching and Learning
• In the U.S., one result of pushing almost all high school students to pursue an academic curriculum is college preparedness.
• Another result is that more students drop out of high school.
• East Asian nations are moving in the opposite direction due to stressed out students.
Those Who Do Not Go To College
1/3 of U.S. high school students and 2/3 worldwide do not go to college
PISA (Programme for International Student Assessment)
– A test designed to measure cognition needed in adult life.
Taken by many 15-year-olds in 50 countries to test how well they can apply what they have learned. U.S. students tend to not do well.
Those Who Do Not Go To College
study guide -- final
Religion_
5 Main world religions- Basic beliefs/practices of each
Christianity, Islam ( Muslim), Buddhism, Hinduism
Agnostics
Atheist
Secular Humanism
Religious practice in America
Language—
ELL
ESL
Bi-lingual
Immersion
Sheltered
Ebonics
Geography
Main regions of US and characteristics : West, Southwest, Midwest, Northeast, South
Urban--- Suburban--- Rural- characteristics of each
Migration pattern in US
Agnostic One who believes that the existence of God can neither be proven nor unproven. Therefore they do not believe in a God or Goddess.
Atheist One who positively does not believe in the existence of a God or Goddess.
Buddhism The fourth largest religion in the world. Founded in 535 B.C. by Siddhartha Gautama, who was believed to be a prince of India. They believe in reincarnation and emphasize virtue, good conduct, morality, concentration, meditation, mental development, discernment, insight, wisdom, and enlightenment.
Catholic Members comprise the largest Christian church in the world with over one billion adherents. Most believers live in Europe, South America, and North America. The numbers of Catholics in Africa and Asia have been growing in recent years. Catholics believe that Jesus founded their Church and that the Apostle Peter was the first in the line of Bishops leading to the current Bishop of Vatican City. The Pope is the spiritual and political leader of Roman Catholics.
Members of the _ Roman Catholic Church who believe that the Pope in Rome is God’s visible representative on earth and the rightful leader of Christianity.
Hinduism The major religion of India and the third largest religion in the world, with over 750,000 adherents and as many as 1,000,000 in the United States. Unlike Christianity and Islam, Hinduism does not limit itself to a single religious book of writings, or to one God. Hinduism relies on a number of sacred writings and a number of gods. They believe that the goodness of an individual’s life will determine how he or she will be reincarnated.
Islam The second largest religion in the world which is still growing in numbers and influence. “Islam” means to submit to the will of Allah or God and is derived from the same Arabic word as “peace.” Islam offers hope and salvation to the righteous and God-fearing individuals of all religions. Muslims believe that the Qur’an (Koran) is the final message delivered to his prophet Muhammad. The holy writing contains laws, moral precepts, and narratives guiding the lives of nearly one fifth of the world’s population.
Allah God in Arabic. It is the term used for God by Muslims and Arab Christians.
Muslims (also spelled Moslem) are the adherents of Islam. Estimates of Muslims are as high as 1.3 billion in the world, and the highest estimates of
Muslims in the United States are approximately 7,000,000. Only about 20% of the world’s Muslims live in the Middle East. India and Indonesia have
the largest numbers of Muslims, with about 175 million each.
Protestants The general name given to an extremely diverse group of Christians, who may differ slightly or greatly from one another. Together, they form the second largest Christian group in the world after Roman Catholics. Protestants are centered primarily in Europe and North America. The hundreds of Protestant groups evolved out of the Reformation in the 1500s led by Martin Luther against the Catholic Church. Protestants share some important beliefs and values with Roman Catholics, such as the belief of only one God and the Trinity (God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit). They differ in their views of the authority of the Pope and the ways that people relate to God.
Secular humanists A non-religiously based philosophy promoting man as the measure of all things. Typically rejects the concept of a personal God and regards humans as supreme. Secular humanists tend to see God as a creation of man, rather than man being a creation of God.
Intelligent design A theory that only an intelligent being could have created a natural world so complex and well ordered as ours. Some, if not most supporters of the evolution theory, view intelligent design as a new term for creationism or creation science.
Creationist The term advocated by conservative Protestants who support the teaching of the Biblical account of creation in public schools in addition to or in place of the theory of evolution.
study guide for final
- Naturalistic – Learning that occurs as children go through their daily activities
- Informal—Learning situations that are initiated by adults- “Do you think you have enough cookies for all your friends-? Why don’t we count them”?
- Structured Learning where the adult chooses the experience for the child and provides some direction to the child’s actions. Teacher has activity to teach about how colors mix.
section II
Fundamental Concepts and Skills
Unit 14
Parts and Wholes
The Importance of Parts and Wholes
The concept of parts and wholes is the bridge to understanding fractions.
Three Types of
Part/Whole Relationships
1-Some things are made up of special parts
2- Groups of things can be divided into parts
3-Whole things can be divided into smaller parts
able to identify examples of Parts andWholes Activities:
Assessment and Evaluation
Does the child use the words part and whole?
Does the child use the words correctly?
Observe the child’s actions:
does she divide items equally to share with friends?
does she cut or break things into smaller pieces, if there are not enough for everyone?
does she realize when part of something is missing?
does she realize that people, animals, and things have parts that are unique to each?
Unit 16 Fundamental Concepts in Science
The fundamental concepts in math are also fundamental in science:
*One-to-one correspondence
*Number sense and counting
*Sets and classifying
*Comparing
*Shape
*Space
*Parts and wholes
*One-to-One Correspondence in Science :Example: match animals to their homes
Number Sense and Counting
in Science
Use the opportunity to count while doing science activities -- collect data.
Sequencing and Ordinal Position in Science : Science offers many opportunities to reinforce these concepts such as observing life cycles (stages of a butterfly)
Groups and Classifying in Science: Example: classify animals into groups: mammals, reptiles, amphibians
Comparing in Science :Example: compare the size of plants as they grow
Shape in Science: Help children learn that most things have a shape which can help in identification
After children are used to identifying shapes, introduce bilateral symmetry their own bodies--butterfly wings
Space in Science :Use space words when teaching science to young children
Study travel in space---loading toys into a toybox--Do you think we have enough space?
Section III --Applying Fundamental Concepts, Attitudes, and Skills
Unit 17: Ordering, Seriation, and Patterning
These concepts are the basis of algebra.
Ordering Involves comparing more than two things or more than two sets--Placing things in a sequence from first to last
Seriation : Term used by Piaget that means ordering
Patterning--Related to ordering
children need a basic understanding of ordering to do patterning
Involves making or discovering auditory, visual, and motor regularities
Ordering and Patterning Words; Next--Last--Biggest-Smallest--Thinnest--Fattest--Shortest--Tallest--Before-After
Examples of Ordering and Patterning Activities: placing baby dolls in order from smallest to largest.
Assessment and Evaluation
Does the child use ordering and patterning words during daily activities?
Do patterns appear in the child’s art work?
Ask questions, make comments or suggestions such as: Which doll is taller? Which block is shorter? John is first in line Line up from the shortest to the tallest.
Unit 18
Measurement: Volume, Weight, Length, and Temperature
Stages in which the Concepts of Measurement Develop
Sensorimotor and preoperational ( toddler and preschool) Play stage: Making comparisons
Child learns to use arbitrary units ( may measure with their hands, or a block)
Concrete operational ( elementary school age) =Child begins to see a need for standard units
Child begins to use and understand standard units
Examples of Measurement Activities: child determines who has the biggest scoop of cream-- The child uses his hand to measure a piece of tape.
Assessment and Evaluation
Does the child use the word measure in an adult manner?
Does the child use measuring tools in her play as she sees adults use them?
Can the child solve everyday problems by using informal measurement?
Powerpoint Links/Notes Final review
Click Link: School age biosocial
school Age Cognitive click here
click link for School Age_ Social/Emotional
Chapter 14-Adolescence-Biosocial click here
Chapter 16-Psychosocialclick here
Chapter 15-Adolescence:( Full Notes- No link)
Cognitive Development
Adolescent Thinking
Adolescent egocentrism
An aspect of adolescent thinking that leads young people (ages 10 to 14) to focus on themselves to the exclusion of others.
Adolescent Thinking
• Personal fable
– An adolescent’s belief that his or her thoughts, feelings, or experiences are unique, more wonderful or awful than anyone else’s.
• Invincibility fable
– An adolescent’s egocentric conviction that he or she cannot be overcome or even harmed by anything that might defeat a normal mortal, such as unprotected sex, drug abuse, or high-speed driving.
Adolescent Thinking
Imaginary audience
The other people who, in an adolescent’s egocentric belief, are watching and taking note of his or her appearance, ideas, and behavior.
This belief makes many teenagers self-conscious
Adolescent Thinking
Formal operational thought
Piaget’s fourth and final stage of cognitive development, characterized by more systematic logic and the ability to think about abstract ideas.
Hypothetical thought
Reasoning that includes propositions and possibilities that may not reflect reality. Reasoning about if-then propositions.
Adolescent Thinking
Deductive reasoning (top-down reasoning)
Reasoning from a general statement, premise, or principle, through logical steps, to figure out (deduce) specifics.
Inductive reasoning (bottom-up reasoning)
Reasoning from one or more specific experiences or facts to a general conclusion; may be less cognitively advanced than deduction.
Hypothetical-Deductive Reasoning
Intuitive, Emotional Thought
• Adolescents find it much easier and quicker to forget about logic and follow their impulses.
• Dual-process model
– The notion that two networks exist within the human brain, one for emotional and one for analytical processing of stimuli.
Intuitive, Emotional Thought
Intuitive thought
Arises from an emotion or a hunch, beyond rational explanation, and is influenced by past experiences and cultural assumptions.
Analytic thought
Results from analysis, such as a systematic ranking of pros and cons, risks and consequences, possibilities and facts. Depends on logic and rationality.
Common Fallacies
Sunk cost fallacy
Mistaken belief that when a person has spent money, time or effort that cannot be recovered, they should continue to try to achieve the goal so that effort was not wasted.
i.e. staying in a class that you are failing
Common Fallacies
Base rate neglect
A common fallacy in which a person ignores the overall frequency of a behavior or characteristic in making a decision.
i.e. not wearing a bike helmet, despite statistics, until a friend is brain-damaged in a biking accident
Thinking About Religion
Most adolescents (71%) felt close to God
Most (78 %) were the same religion as their parents
Some adolescents (2%) are agnostic
Others (16%) are not religious
Adolescent religious beliefs tend to be egocentric, faith being a personal tool
Teaching and Learning
Secondary education
The period after primary education (elementary or grade school) and before tertiary education (college). It usually occurs from about age 12 to 18, although there is some variations by school and by nation.
Middle school
A school for children in the grades between elementary and high school, usually grades 6-8.
Teaching and Learning
Technology and Cognition
• The digital divide is the gap between students who have access to computers and those who do not. In the United States and most developed nations, this gap has now been bridged due to computers in schools.
• The Internet and other forms of electronic technology can accelerate learning, but what they have to teach may not always be beneficial.
The Dangers of Technology
• Adolescent cognitive growth benefits from shared experiences and opinions.
• Often communication via the Internet bolsters fragile self-esteem.
• Adolescents sometimes share personal information online without thinking about the possible consequences.
• Sexual abuse and addiction of technology can occur
The Dangers of Technology
Cyberbullying
• occurs via Internet insults and rumors, texting, anonymous phone calls, and video embarrassment.
• Some fear that the anonymity provided by electronic technology brings out the worst in people.
• One expert on bullying believes that cyberbullying is similar to other forms, new in mode but not in intent or degree of harm.
The Dangers of Technology
Some teens use the Internet to pursue a secret action, such as extreme dieting, abusive prejudice or self-mutilation.
Cutting
An addictive form of self-mutilation that is most common among adolescent girls and that correlates with depression and drug abuse.
The Transition to a New School
Entering a New School
• The transition from one school to another often impairs a young person’s ability to function and learn.
• Changing schools just when the growth spurt is occurring and sexual characteristics are developing is bound to create stress.
Teaching and Learning
High School
• In theory and sometimes in practice, high schools promote students’ analytic ability.
• In the United States, an increasing number of high school students are enrolled in classes that are more rigorous and require them to pass externally scored exams.
• Another manifestation of the trend toward more rigorous education is the greater number of requirements that all students must fulfill in order to receive an academic diploma.
Teaching and Learning
High-stakes test
• An evaluation that is critical in determining success or failure.
• A single test that determines whether a student will graduate or be promoted
• In 2009, 26 U.S. states required students to pass a high-stakes test in order to graduate.
Teaching and Learning
• In the U.S., one result of pushing almost all high school students to pursue an academic curriculum is college preparedness.
• Another result is that more students drop out of high school.
• East Asian nations are moving in the opposite direction due to stressed out students.
Those Who Do Not Go To College
1/3 of U.S. high school students and 2/3 worldwide do not go to college
PISA (Programme for International Student Assessment)
– A test designed to measure cognition needed in adult life.
Taken by many 15-year-olds in 50 countries to test how well they can apply what they have learned. U.S. students tend to not do well.
Those Who Do Not Go To College
123 class only-- notes: chap 10-11
l123--Music and Movement
In Brief
If we, as educators, are to address the whole child—the thinking, feeling, moving human beings who come to us for their early education—we must also teach concepts as a whole rather than as separate pieces of information falling under the headings of segregated study units. As such, movement must play a vital role in the learning process. g
Terms to Know
Whole child
Kinesthetic mode
Bodily/kinesthetic intelligence
Content areas
Integrated approach to literacy
Fingerplays
Quantitative ideas
Key Questions
Q. Cite three reasons why movement should be part of the learning process.
A. Possibilities include (1) To impact the whole child; (2) To address the kinesthetic mode of learning, or the bodily/kinesthetic intelligence; (3) To stimulate multimodal learning; (4) To facilitate class management; (5) To provide an effective means of evaluation; and (6) To provide a positive attitude toward learning.
Q. What do art and movement have in common?
A. They both develop motor skills, develop hand-eye coordination, and allow self-expression. Also, concepts like shape, size, spatial relationships, and line are part of both subjects.
Q. What are the four aspects of the language arts?
A. Listening, speaking, reading, and writing.
Q. How does talking about experiences, depicting them through movement, and then discussing the movement contribute to language development?
A. It requires children to make connections between their cognitive, affective, and physical domains.
Q. What are the math concepts appropriate for exploration with young children, all of which can be experienced through movement?
A. Quantitative ideas, number awareness and recognition, counting, basic geometry, and simple addition and subtraction.
Q. Which quantitative concepts are related to the movement element of force?
A. Light and heavy.
Q. How does the execution of locomotor, nonlocomotor, manipulative, gymnastic, and dance skills relate to science?
A. Any time children move, they are learning something about the functions of the human body.
Q. What is one aspect of self-awareness that fits under social studies ? What role can movement play in exploring it?
A. Emotion. Children can act out various emotions. Movement gives them “permission” to express themselves.
Art & Movement
Share in Common:
• Development of motor skills
• Eye-hand coordination
• Self-expression!
• Concepts such as
– Shape
– Size
– Spatial relationships
– Line
Movement & Language Arts:
• Play essential roles in life
• Involve rhythm
• Are forms of communication!
“The foundations of math are grounded in concrete experience such as the exploration of objects and gradual understanding of their properties and relationships. The cognitive concepts . . . of classification, seriation (ordering), numbers, time, and space all contribute to the gradual acquisition of math concepts.”
Quantitative Concepts
big & little
long & short
high & low
wide & narrow
late & early
first & last
middle
once
longer than
tall & short
light & heavy
together
same length
highest
lowest
few
bunch
group
pair
many
more
most
twice
Science & Movement
Are Both About:
• Exploration
• Investigation
• Problem solving
• Discovery
• Learning by doing!
Science Themes
Explored in Classrooms:
• The human body, including
• body parts & their functions
• the senses
• hygiene
• nutrition
• Seasons
• Weather
• Animals
• Plants
• The ocean
Exploring Simple Science:
• Flotation
• Gravity
• Machinery
• Magnetics
• Balance & Stability
• Action & Reaction
• Electricity
Social Studies Themes
Explored in Classrooms:
• Self-awareness
• Families & Friends
• Transportation
• Occupations
• Holidays & Celebrations
• Multicultural Education
chapter 11 Using Movement and Music for Transitions
Chapter Outline
§ Arrival
§ Transitions within the Classroom
§ Transitions to Outside the Classroom
§ Cleanup
§ Nap Time
§ Departure
In Brief
Although generally not given as much consideration as other facets of the child’s early education, transitions do offer opportunity for learning, and movement and music are the perfect instructional tools.
Key Questions
Q. Cite four reasons why movement activities and music are beneficial transitional tools.
A. Possibilities include (1) Transitions already involve moving from one place to another, (2) Music is mood-altering, (3) Movement and music can make transitions pleasurable experiences, (4) Movement activities and songs provide a focus for children during transitions, (5) Movement activities and songs hold the attention of waiting children, (6) They are easily tied to curriculum content, and (7) Transitions present opportunities for additional experience with movement and music.
Q. When a shift in activity is forthcoming, what must teachers be sure to give the children?
A. Ample notice.
Q. Why is transition to departure important?
A. It helps achieve closure, which brings satisfaction.
Transition Tips
• Remain calm and collected. • Make necessary preparations in advance.
• If the transition involves taking turns, be sure the same children aren’t always chosen to go first.
Lets try
chapter 12 Bringing Movement Education Outdoors
Chapter Outline
§ Playground Space
§ Climbing Structures
Imagery
Elements of Movement
§ Balance Beams
Imagery
Elements of Movement
§ Tunnels
Imagery
Elements of Movement
§ Platforms
Imagery
Elements of Movement
§ Tires
Imagery
Elements of Movement
§ Sand
§ Riding Toys
Imagery
Elements of Movement
§ Slides
Imagery
Elements of Movement
§ Swings
Imagery
Elements of Movement
In Brief
There’s no reason why a child’s education should take place indoors only. The outdoors provides a great opportunity for learning not only about life in general but also about movement. The playground is the obvious and natural choice for movement activities that require more space than what may be available indoors—and for many other facets of the movement program. On the other hand, bringing movement education outdoors helps ensure creative use of the playground, which can enrich the children’s development.
Terms to Know
Play leader
Static playgrounds
Divergent play experiences
Key Questions
Q. In what ways do traditional playgrounds and their traditional uses limit the children’s development?
A. Because they are static, traditional playgrounds and their uses don’t challenge the children and tend to limit their imaginative play.
Q. In addition to motor learning, what can the activities suggested in this chapter offer children?
A. They—and others like them—can provide children with outlets for creativity, self-expression, and problem solving.
Q. Name three alternatives to balance beams.
A. Skinny paths, narrow planks, and the edge of a sandbox, if wide enough.
Q. Cite four concepts, in addition to balance, that can be explored with the use of a balance beam.
A. Over, onto, off, and along (or across).
Q. What two types of skills are easily explored on platforms?
A. Balance and nonlocomotor skills.
Q. What two types of play does sand lend itself to? Which major content area is explored through experimentation with sand?
A. Constructive and fantasy. Science.
Q. What is often the most static piece of equipment on a typical playground? Why?
A. The slide, because it traditionally has few uses.
Q. A sense of one of the body’s midlines is developed through what action on which piece of playground equipment?
A. Pumping a swing.
“[The] adult who remains aloof from play misses opportunities for engaging with and learning from children.”
study guide, final-schoolage and adolescence
School age- be able to relate these concepts/terms to school age games:
Concrete logical reasoning
5-7 shift
Humor
Metacognition-/ Strategic thinking/planning
Importance of peers
Society of children
ADHD
Dyslexia
Inclusion of children with special needs
Obesity
Allergie/Asthma
Prosocial behaviors: Sharing/ cooperation/turn-taking/ loosing & wining with control/ Managing disappointment/frustrations - Temper control
Morality: Pre Conventional/ Conventional/ Post Conventional
Adolescence
Hall: Storm and Stress
Puberty:
Age of onset, boys vs girls
Trend toward earlier onset of puberty
Growth spurt
Hormones: Androgens (testosterone)/ Estrogens
Primary vs secondary characteristics
General sequence of development for boys and girls
Menarche/ Spermarche
Formal operations
Abstract thinking/Hypothetical thinking
Idealism
Egocentric thought
Imaginary audience
Personal fable
Invincibility /
Reckless behavior ( Drugs/alcoholSexual behavior
Identity vs Role Confusion
Moratorium/Identity diffusion/ foreclosure/ achievement/Negative identity
Rebellion
Self-esteem
Peer group/ peer pressure
Anorexia nervosa
OVERALL
Nature vs Nurture
Basics of Erikson’s stages
Basics of Piaget’s stages
An understanding of the 3 main domains of development/ and be able to classify/identify behaviors under each domain
122 class: Museum trip info
Gallery Hours
Sunday |
Monday |
Tuesday |
Wednesday |
Thursday |
Friday |
Saturday | |
Open |
10:00 AM |
10:00 AM |
10:00 AM |
10:00 AM |
10:00 AM |
10:00 AM |
10:00 AM |
Close |
6:00 PM |
5:00 PM |
5:00 PM |
5:00 PM |
5:00 PM |
8:00 PM |
8:00 PM |
Admission
Adults (13 and up) |
Juniors (3-12)* & |
Members | |
Gallery Admission |
$11.75 |
$9.75 |
FREE |
Gallery Admission + 1 Giant Dome Theater Show (IMAX® Film or Digital Show) |
$15.75 |
$12.75 |
Adults $10.75 |
Add an additional Giant Dome Theater show |
$6.00 |
*Kids under age 3 are free, but must sit in the lower left section of the theater.
The Reuben H. Fleet Science Center is located in the heart of Balboa Park at the east end of the El Prado pathway, next to the majestic Bea Evenson Fountain.
Balboa Park is the largest urban cultural park in the United States. The Fleet shares the park with 14 other museums, many highly regarded performing arts venues, gardens and the world famous San Diego Zoo. Find more information on events and amenities in Balboa Park, visit the Balboa Park website at www.balboapark.org.
Conveniently situated in central San Diego, the Fleet is minutes from downtown and the beach and is accessible from San Diego's major highways. Get easy, door-to-door driving directions from Google »
Parking
All parking is free in Balboa Park. The Reuben H. Fleet Science Center lot is located on the south side of the building, just steps from the entrance, accessible at Space Theater Way off of Park Boulevard. Additional lots are located throughout Balboa Park. View map of Balboa Park.
The Fleet is located at
1875 El PradoBalboa Park
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 238-1233
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chapter 6 The When, Where, and What of Movement Sessions
Chapter Outline
§ Scheduling
§ Space
§ Group Size
§ Attire
§ Equipment and Props
Balls
Hoops
Beanbags
Streamers
Scarves
Rhythm Sticks
Parachutes
In Brief
This chapter offers answers to some of the most commonly asked questions concerning the planning of movement sessions. Teachers who are just beginning to consider implementing a movement program—whether they’re experienced teachers or new—want to know (1) how to fit movement into the schedule, (2) how much space is required, (3) how many children to work with, (4) what the children should wear, and (5) what kind of materials are necessary.
Terms to Know
Group time
Group size
Unrestrictive clothing
Key Questions
Q. What are some of the factors that will influence decisions about the movement program?
A. The ages of the children, the number of children, the number of adults who’ll be working with you and the children, the space available, the equipment available, funds that may or may not be available for purchasing equipment, and the human resources available for constructing equipment.
Q. Why is it helpful to schedule movement sessions for the same time each day or week?
A. Because young children are comforted by predictability.
Q. Why is time that may already be scheduled for large group activity appropriate for movement sessions?
A. Because these periods typically alternate with quieter activities, as well as with periods when the children have had a chance to work or be alone.
Q. What is the most significant factor in determining the length of movement sessions?
A. The children’s ages.
Q. What should be your first consideration in determining the size of the group you work with?
A. The size of the space available to you.
Q. What are some of the reasons children should be encouraged to move in bare feet?
A. The feet have sentient qualities and can be used to grip the floor for strength and balance. The separate parts of the feet can be more easily felt and used when bare. Bare feet that accidentally kick or step on somebody are less likely to hurt.
Q. Name four benefits of working with equipment and/or props.
A. (1) Equipment and objects can allow new movement possibilities, (2) manipulating objects requires different levels of coordination, (3) children will become comfortable with objects, and (4) focusing on the movement of a prop helps alleviate self-consciousness.
Sample of a half-day program
8:50–9:00 Arrival.
9:00–9:20 Group Time.
9:20–9:40 Snack.
9:40–10:30 Activity Time.
10:30–10:40 Cleanup Time.
10:40–11:00 Small Group Activity.
11:00–11:40 Outdoor Time.
11:40–11:55 Group Time.
11:55–12:00 Departure.
Choosing and Using Space
for Movement
• Find—or create—the most open space possible.
• Find creative ways to use the space available.
• Avoid cement or concrete flooring if possible.
• Find an area with as few distractions as possible.
• Take all necessary safety precautions.
chapter 7 Choosing and Using Music
Chapter Outline
§ Choosing Music
Styles
Periods
Nationalities
Textures
§ Using Music
Musical Experiences
Musical Elements
In Brief
For young children, music without movement is nearly impossible; they tend to “listen” with their whole bodies. Similarly, a movement program that doesn’t include music seems incomplete. But what “kind” of music? Where is the best place to find it? And, once found, how should it be used? These questions are answered in this chapter.
Terms to Know
Styles of music
Texture
Tempo
Accelerando
Ritardando
Volume
Crescendo
Decrescendo/Diminuendo
Staccato
Legato
Pitch
Phrase
Form
Rhythm
Key Questions
Q. What are two important factors to bear in mind when selecting music?
A. Quality and variety.
Q. What are the five aspects of musical experiences that should be part of every child’s life?
A. Listening, moving, singing, playing, and creating.
Q. What is the difference between listening and hearing?
A. Hearing requires no concentration, but to really listen, one must pay attention and focus the mind on what is being heard.
Q. What is the best way to introduce the musical elements of tempo and volume?
A. By contrasting the extremes.
Q. How can you best ensure that the children are exposed to a variety of musical elements?
A. By choosing a variety of musical styles, periods, nationalities, and textures to play for the children.
Music, for young children:
• Can’t be considered as separate from movement
• Is not limited to the auditory sense
• Must be experienced as a whole, through
– listening
– singing
– moving
– playing
– creating
Providing Musical Variety
through Different:
Styles
Periods
Nationalities
Textures
Relationship of Musical Elements
to Movement Elements:
Tempo = Time
Volume = Force
Articulation = Flow
Pitch = Levels (Space)
Music’s Role in the Movement Program
• Provides an extra spark
• Contributes new ideas
• Sets the proper mood: energizing or relaxing
• Helps make abstract concepts—like slow and fast—more concrete
part three
Facilitating Movement Experiences
chapter 8 Teaching Methods
Chapter Outline
§ The Direct Approach
§ Guided Discovery
§ Exploration
In Brief
Which teaching method(s) can best convey the subject matter being taught in a movement program for young children? This chapter reviews three commonly implemented styles of movement instruction and weighs the pros and cons of each.
Terms to Know
Direct approach
Guided discovery
Spectrum of Teaching Styles
Exploration
Key Questions
Q. Cite at least three benefits of the command style of teaching.
A. Possibilities include (1) Modeling is often the best means of helping some children achieve success. (2) Imitating helps children learn to follow directions and physically replicate what their eyes see. (3) Results are produced immediately. (4) Teachers can instantly ascertain if a child is having difficulty following directions or producing the required response. (5) It takes little time to show the children how the movements are to be performed. (6) The direct approach makes conformity and uniformity possible.
Q. Why is guided discovery also referred to as convergent problem solving?
A. The teacher has a specific task in mind and leads the children through a series of questions and challenges toward its discovery. That is, the teacher guides the students as they converge on the answer sought.
Q. What are the two techniques suggested for designing a series of questions and challenges that lead the students to the desired outcome in guided discovery?
A. (1) Working backward, beginning with the final question (the one that will produce the targeted answer) and (2) writing up a series of commands, as though using a direct approach, and then converting the commands to questions.
Q. Why is exploration also known as divergent problem solving?
A. It results in a variety of responses to each challenge.
Q. What are the three aspects involved in extending exploration?
A. (1) Using the elements of movement to vary the way in which skills are performed, (2) reacting to the children’s responses, and (3) putting parameters on the exercise.
Q. What type of encouragement should be offered as the children are exploring movement possibilities?
A. Neutral feedback.
Q. What are the major disadvantages of teaching “to the middle”?
A. Less-skilled students always lag behind, caught up in a cycle of failure and lack of self-confidence, while highly skilled children become bored by lack of sufficient challenge.
Teaching Methods
• The Direct Approach:
command style
• Guided Discovery:
convergent problem solving
• Exploration:
divergent problem solving
Advantages of Direct Approach
• Uses time efficiently
• Produces immediate results
• Produces uniform movement
• Teaches children to replicate movements
• Teaches children to follow directions
• Lends itself to immediate evaluation
Disadvantages of the Direct Approach
• Doesn’t allow for creativity and
self-expression
• Doesn’t allow individual differences in development and ability levels
• Focuses on the product rather than the process
Advantages of Indirect Approaches
• Stimulate cognitive processes and enhance critical thinking
• Develop self-responsibility
• Broaden the movement vocabulary
• Reduce fear of failure and produce a sense of security
• Allow for individual differences among children
• Allow participation and success for all children
• Develop self-confidence
• Promote independence
• Develop children’s patience with themselves and their peers
• Lead to acceptance of others’ ideas
Disadvantages of Indirect Approaches
• Require more time
• Require patience and practice by the teacher
chapter 9 Creating and Maintaining a Positive Learning Environment
Chapter Outline
§ Tried and Tested Teaching Tips
Establish Rules
Establish Boundaries
Use Positive Challenges
Make Corrections Creatively
Use Honest Praise and Positive Reinforcement
Use Your Voice as a Tool
Use Familiar Imagery
Monitor Energy Levels
Be Flexible
§ What about the Nonparticipant?
§ What about Disruptive Behavior?
§ The Role of Relaxation
In Brief
Fear of losing control of the children is one reason why educators and caregivers choose not to include movement in the program. This chapter addresses the issue head-on, offering recommendations to avoid disruptive situations and, if necessary, to handle them.
Personal space
Auditory or visual signal
Boundary
Positive challenge
Praise addict
Nonparticipant
Disruptive behavior
Key Questions
Q. What is the foremost factor in ensuring there’ll be few behavior problems?
A. A success-oriented program.
Q. What are the two rules that should be part of every movement program?
A. (1) We will respect one another’s personal space. (2) We will participate with as little noise as possible.
Q. Why are boundaries sometimes necessary in a gymnasium or exceptionally large room?
A. Too much space can be overwhelming to some children.
Q. What are three alternatives to singling out children who have responded incorrectly?
A. (1) Asking children responding correctly to demonstrate, (2) verbally describing the desired response, and (3) reissuing the challenge.
Q. What are two alternatives to false praise and value judgments?
A. Recognition and encouragement.
Q. What should be the primary role of nonparticipating children?
A. That of audience.
Q. What specific technique is effective both when disruptive behavior is used to get attention and once a child is asked to take a time out?
A. Ignoring.
Q. Cite three reasons why relaxation should be part of a movement program.
A. The reasons are (1) alternating relaxing activities with vigorous ones will help ensure a manageable environment; (2) relaxation provides an opportunity to experience motionlessness in contrast to movement; (3) relaxation helps prepare children for slow and sustained movement, which requires greater control than fast; and (4) relaxation helps calm the children.
Tried & Tested Teaching Tips
1. Establish rules.
2. Establish boundaries.
3. Use positive challenges.
4. Make corrections creatively.
5. Use honest praise/positive reinforcement.
6. Use your voice as a tool.
7. Use familiar imagery.
8. Monitor energy levels. 9. Be flexible.
Tips for the Shy Child
• Sit with the child for a few minutes at least once a day.
• Invite another child to join the activity.
• Gradually add more children to the small group.
• Continue daily small-group activities while also making an effort to involve the child in total group times.
• Reinforce any involvement in group activities.
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Benefits of
Including Relaxation
1. When used alternately with vigorous activities, helps prevent wall bouncing
2. Chance to experience motionlessness
3. Preparation for slow, sustained movement
4. Helps wind them down
5. Enhances ability to imagine
6. Exposure to quiet, peaceful
school age jokes
What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
Who likes to drink cocoa?
A Cocoanut!
Submitted by Jennifer, age 9
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Submitted by Blake, age 6
What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!
Submitted by Kelly, age 12
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A Spelling Bee!
Submitted by Rebecca, age 11
Who is the greatest underwater spy?
James POND!
Submitted by Treven, age 10
What sickness does a martial artist have?
Kung FLU!
What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?
Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Submitted by Alexandra, age 12
What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
A Hurry Cain!
Submitted by Clouie, age 10
Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in!
Submitted by Kathleen, age 11
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy worm!
Submitted by David, age 6
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
Submitted by Caitlin, age 9
How did the telephone propose to the lady?
It gave her a ring!
Submitted by Melissa, age 10
What pet does everyone have?
An Armpet!
submitted by Emman, age 9
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
"Cashew"!
Submitted by Emmy, age 7
What table can we eat?
A vegeTABLE!
Submitted by Emma, age 12
Which is faster: Hot or Cold?
Hot, 'cause you can catch a cold!
Submitted by Nicholas, age 12
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop!
Submitted by Rameez, age 11
Why does "A" look like a flower?
Because "B" follows it!
Submitted by Lydia, age 9
Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?
Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Submitted by Nayantara, age 13
What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
I want my "prints" back!
Submitted by Annie, age 12
What is a cannibal's favourite game?
Swallow the Leader!
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
He was stuffed!
Submitted by Christina, age 12
What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
A COWculator!
Submitted by Christina, age 12
Why didn't the skeleton dance?
Because he had no body to dance with!
Submitted by Taylor, age 11
Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
Because he wanted to make up his mind!
Submitted by Kirsten, age 13
What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?
It got ticks!
Submitted by Ashleigh, age 10
Who is the ruler of the beach?
The Sand-witch!
Submitted by Adam, age 8
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field!
Submitted by Matt
Which cat would you never play poker with?
bnA Cheetah!
Submitted by Elaina, age 11
Why did the kid cross the park?
To get to the other slide!
Submitted by Claudia, age 7
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck!
Submitted by Madison, age 9
What do you get when you a cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
Submitted by Leah, age 11
Why did the child bring his dad to school?
'Cause he had a POP quiz!
Submitted by Leah, age 11
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?
"Put it on my bill!"
Submitted by Jake, age 10
Why doesn't Dracula have friends?
'Cause he's a pain in the neck!
Submitted by Lauren, age 10
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved!
Submitted by Sarah, age 13
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Submitted by Allison, age 11
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Submitted by Jercel
When is a door not a door?
When it's aJAR!
Why do people carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk!
Submitted by Jessica, age 11
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Submitted by Manisha, age 12
What is in a ghost's nose?
BOO-gers!
Submitted by Mateo, age 10
What did the man say when the church burnt down?
Holy Smoke!
Submitted by Parker
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because a wooden leg is not made like a camera!
Submitted by Ramona
Why can't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up!
Submitted by Layla, age 7
Why didn't the third grader go the pirate movie?
Because it was rated "ARRR"!
Submitted by Hannah, age 8
What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Submitted by Daren
Why did the grizzly put on pyjamas?
Because he was bear naked!
Submitted by Jeannet, age 11
What gives you the power to walk through walls?
A door!
Submitted by Bray Bray, age 13
Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle!
Submitted by Natalie, age 11
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Submitted by Brezdin, age 16
Why was the broom late for work?
Because it over-swept!
Submitted by Lashaunta
What room has no walls?
A mushroom!
Submitted by Jaiya, age 9
Who was the best dancer at the monster dance?
The boogie man!
Submitted by Lashaunta
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
A pink car-nation!
Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn't ketch-up!
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was a-head!
What did the fridge say to the mayonnaise?
Don't come in, I've got a cold!
Why did the famous movie stars go to the river?
They wanted to give out some otter-graphs!
Where do you leave your dog while you shop?
In a barking lot!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
A re-in-car-nation!
How does the biologist like to communicate?
With his cell phone!
When do parents complain because of eye pain?
When they have their eye on you!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why did Superman cross the road?
To get to the supermarket!
Submitted by Richard, age 10
What did the football coach say to the banker?
I want my quarter back!
Submitted by Yawnie
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
'Cause he didn't have the guts!
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Submitted by Chris, age 11
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven "ate" nine!
Submitted by Tommy, age 9